Tag: Tom Felton

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

“Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?” aka the one that gets dark…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon…” aka the one that should have launched…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

“Dark and difficult times lie ahead” aka the one that is weirdly old-fashioned 

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

“A little louder please, and very clearly. Rid-di-kulus” aka the one that is actually really good  

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

“Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

“What do they think they’re doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?” aka…

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Film Review: Belle (2014)

“How can I be too high in rank to dine with the servants but too low to…

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Film Review: In Secret (or Thérèse) (or Thérèse Raquin)

“It’s always the ones in the corner you have too worry about” This film version of Thérèse…