Tag: Dame Maggie Smith

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

“After all this time?” aka the one that wraps it all up, and pisses it away with…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

“Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?” aka the one that gets dark…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)

“Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon…” aka the one that should have launched…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)

“Dark and difficult times lie ahead” aka the one that is weirdly old-fashioned 

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

“A little louder please, and very clearly. Rid-di-kulus” aka the one that is actually really good  

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

“Now, Harry you must know all about Muggles, tell me, what exactly is the function of a…

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Film Review: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

“What do they think they’re doing, keeping a thing like that locked up in a school?” aka…

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Film Review: Gnomeo and Juliet (2011)

“The story you’re about to hear as been told before, a lot” Oh my giddy aunt, I…

Posted in Film Shakespeare

Film Review: Richard III (1995)

“I am not made of stone” The boldness of Shakespearean adaptation can be a car crash when…