Film review: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

“Please don’t be happy. Uh, sorry, I don’t… Obviously I want you to be. And I hear that you are now, which is wonderful. What I’m trying to say is, I want you to be happy, but don’t be happy that I’m happy, because I’m not.”

aka not even beardy Jude Law can get you through this slog of a movie